Golden Rules

Aside from a good meal and cool schnapps, the Donkeys also value their agreed upon values. If you see yourself in this, come to us and get to know us better

  • 1. You Paid, You Play

  • 2. ``Nicht zuuuhuuu Nuuuhuuull`` & no chump status!

  • 3. Say intention & be reliable

  • 4. ``I say this only twice!`` aka. ``Coach is boss, yo!``

  • 5. No riot before BBQ

  • 6. We are ``The Donkeys``, not ``Silverback Gorillas``

  • 7. Practice - part of the job!

  • 8. Watch the equipment, handle with care

  • 9. ``D`` stands for Donkeys ... and diversity

  • 10. Have fun!